How to Date a Cougar
I don't think I've ever met a man you had hardly any common sense. For you young studs out there looking to hook up with a mature older woman for the experience of a lifetime, here's a few pointers to get your first date with your hot cougar headed in the right direction:
- Trust me when I say she won't be interested in the number of women you've slept with and your ability to drink a 24 without falling down
- She won't want to hear about your sorry love life. Keep the Ex's out of the conversation.
- Unless your a sumo wrestler, don't pig out on that first date. Try not to wipe the spaghetti sauce off your face with your sleeve. Keep those eating noises to a minimum please.
- Stay off that damn cell phone. Put it on mute if necessary.
- Check your attire - no holes, stains etc., and if you're wearing running shoes find some that aren't riddled with holes.
- For God's sake use deodorant. You guys tend to take the term "macho" a little too far.
- You're probably a little awkward and baffled why the hell she picked you, but if you respond to her conversation with one syllable answers, you're going to find yourself left high and dry. A mature woman expects her man to be interested in her and be able to hold his own in a conversation
- Some things are on a "Need To Know" basis. Try to keep some of those traumatizing experiences in your past to a minimum. This is a "Get To Know You Date".
- So you've had 8 glasses of wine over dinner and you don't like the way the guy at the next table is looking at you. I know you'd like to stand up and show her just how "Macho" you really are, but mature women don't care to post bail on their first dates
- So she's not what you expected and probably you're not what she was hoping for either, so please remember to keep your roaming eye focused on your date. I know the chick at the next table is giving you the eye, but a little courtesy and good manners goes a long way.
These ten little dating tips for a younger man older woman relationship could apply to just about any dating senario.
